Very stupid jokes

By carrotkitty — December 13
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I have too much to count. I don't think any of you would get them. :(
Hello -Haikyu -BL -Aot -bts
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What do you call a nation run by Obama? An Obama-Nation! Ha ha..
Anyway, I would love to hear one of your jokes :3
Edited December 13
Hello. My username is NyanCat123. I enjoy drawing ( even if i stink XD). Mythical creatures fascinate me, and I like to draw them the most.. The reason why I love Nyan Cat is because of the galaxy. It always expands but humans don't know whats it's expanding into. Wonder. Enjoy =3
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GUY: Hey babe, you live to be beautiful, right?
GIRL: Yeah.
GUY: So that means you'd die to be ugly.
GIRL: Uh n-
GUY: Well you should kill yourself then because you're drop-dead gorgeous
GIRL: *disgusted*
This came to me when I was supposed to be sleeping
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sun and moon prism powerrrrr
I'm a terrible person. Please don't follow me. But ask me anything and I'll try to help lmao. I live on Octave Minds and Bob Ross streams. @Kodama @xXQueenXx @Kawlii @juliano @0bscure @Scp173 @SmolPotato @MrHankalot @sendnudes @sendnoods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5T3SmJRXno
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*audible choking*
I'm Kim, a nerdy grill who wants to play some kickass jazz. I am French and African American. I play the clarinet and play overwatch and skullgirls in my free time. @Puggles @Kawlii @Kimoty(my alt) @Paradise @Kiaboo
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Ok I have a few:
1. What is up but never goes down?
2. Whats goes around the world but stays in 1 place?
3. What do cats look at when they are willing to buy the perfect gift?
4. Why were frogs on a suicide run?
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This topic is about jokes, not riddles, pixil-artist
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What did one math book say to the other?
Leave me alone! I've got my own problems!
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Well that's a nice ADDITION to this forum, @Kodama
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WHYYYYYYYY
Hellolelujah (oh god it's so old)! Please check out my friends: @sapphire @Chatoyant @Julkat2004 @OnyxDragon @LondyLoo @Hetsuna @MrHenkalot @whatever aaaand @Fleja2003 // I probably forgot a lot of people. Sorry. // Thanks so much to @Hetsuna for my beautiful header! // It's summer guys. I'm probably not gonna be on much so don't expect anything. // Kaltenecker is the true Black Paladin. //
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