Don't Kill Cows
Don't ---- cows in the Witcher 3, or you may regret it. When the game first released, there was an exploit in that cows granted a large amount of xp when killed. Cows are defenseless, and could therefore be repeatedly killed to farm large amounts of xp without facing any sort of consequence. The game devs came to notice this fact, and instead of simply removing the xp bonus, they decided to play the game dev equivalent of a prank on unsuspecting exploiters. They released a patch. If any players attempted to use this exploit after the patch was released, by intentionally killing 6 or more of the peaceful cattle, they would be met with quite the surprise. A huge horned beast would emerge from the forest and turn them inside out. And so came the inspiration for this piece. A poor unsuspecting Geralt facing down the mighty Bovine Defense Force.