So.. Tara and I were idiots in the fifth grade...

By Kimothy — January 18, 2016
Total Replies: 15
A story we wrote:
League of Alter Egos
By Carli, Kim, Nathan, Tara and Gianna
Kim: Aaah, summer be coming!!
Tara: YAAASS! PRAISE LORD CRUMB CAKE LLAMA!!!! {l]
Carli: Yah I am soooo happy! SUMMER IS COMING!!!!
Tara: A WHOLE SUMMER YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS NO MORE SCHOOL
Carli: MIDDLE SCHOOL!. !!
Tara: NO I AIN'T MENTALLY PREPARED WE YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Carli: Wow thats sad lol (Does a crazy dance)
(nathan’s playing basketball outside his house)
Carli: Are you guys ready? I think not yet.
Kim: why? Your terrible grammar? Jk.
Carli: No stop woo so mean!!! Anyway because I don’t want a girl screaming “HAMBURGERS!!!” on the stall next to me
Tara: Eh, I think she’d be screaming HAMBURGERS while eating toast on the toilet.
Carli: What?
Nathan: And now I’m going inside, because I don't want to hear the rest of this conversation. So, bye!
Kim: There's something wrong with her. SHE'S NEVER BEEN THIS RANDOM. RUN FO YO LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara: Oh shoot! I do have to run for my life, RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MAH PIANO TEACHERS GONNA KILLS MEH!!!!
Kim: O. MY. GERSH. IS IT WEDNESDAY!?
Carli: yes
Tara: OOOOOOHHHHHH-- OUT!!!!
(Runs off into distance)
Kim: (Screaming) I BE COMIN, MR. KEN!!! I BE COMiN!!!! RAERWAOJAGSLASDJKGAJSIHNQLASNLKJGDSA (does her derpy run)
Carli: (thinks to herself) Tara and Kim, they’re not taking anything seriously!
Narrator: NEITHER ARE YOU!!
Tara: WAAAAAAAAA THE TEACHERS GONZA KILLS MEH!!! SHE’S ON A FUGING KILLING STREAK BECAUSE I PLAYED THE WRONG KEY, CURSE MYSELF, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Carli: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?
Tara: HUAWEHUDJAGIYUJKEFWDSB
(LATER IN CLASS)
Tara: OMIGOSH OOOOOOOOMIGERSH
Carli: … WHAT??!!
Tara: IDK, I felt like saying it.
Kim: WHAT IS IT SLAVERY!?
Tara: HUHHH????!!! WHATSSTIS???AHUSIDJK
(Boom!)
Kim: Whaz wats tatz?
Tara: Meh donz nos.
Nathan: wot did u eat this morning
Tara: Myself and bloodz, yes sssssssssssssssssssss yes sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss zz…
Kim: I decided to become stupid. And my brain has been
shaken back into its proper place.
Carli: Ok then thats cool. (Carli sighs)
Kim: What’s wrong?
Carli: Idk
Tara: IDK but something weird is going on.
Kim: I know this booming is meddlin’ with the dance master’s groove. This beat is so off! OK.
Tara: WE have proof that Kim is okay.
(Boom grows louder!)
Kim: AiEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (falls out of chair)
Carli: KIM!!!! (laughs)
(BOOM!)
Everyone falls out of seats.
Nathan: OW
Tara: OOOOOOHHHIEEE!!! Kim!! Nerdy analysis!
Kim: We are 100%... something. Thus, we should consult to Nathan for nerdy analysi? Analisises...Whatever, I’m not the nerd here!?
(Portal opens)
Tara: YYYAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!!! The VORTEX HAS BEEN SUMMONED BY THE GREAT LORD LLAMA CRUMBCAKE!!! HE WILL PURGE ALL, ONE BY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim: WE ARE 100% CONFUSED. TARA NOT INCLUDED.
Nathan: ok, let’s get this straight. EXPLOSIONS ARE HAPPENING, PORTALS ARE TEArinG opeN, AND MR FAMULARO HASN’T SIGNALED A RELOCATION DRill!!!????
Carli: Nobody cares about safety!
Kim: (glares at Carli) somebody cares about death!
Tara: WHYYYYYYY IS THE WORLD COMING TO AN END, I DON’T WANT TO BE A MODERN DAY DINOSAUR!!! COME ON, I NEVER bUNGEE JUMPED!!! NEVER SKYDIVED!! NEVER CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST!! NEVER fELL OFF OF NIAGARA FALLS AND SURVIVED!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, WORLD???
Kim: UuUuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh
Nathan: …doing all that stuff would most likely kill you anyway…
Tara: BUT LORD LLAMA CRUMBCAKE SHALL SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you guys too, maybe if I ask him…
Kim:THEN ASK Him QUICK!!!
Tara: *sighs* Fine… SAND FS KLBJ>ADS NSUBJ!!!!!!!
Kim: ???
Tara: That, my friends, is the language of stupidity. Something greatly honored in the Llama crumbcake kingdom. DO NOT JUDGE HIS MAJESTIC STUPIDNESS!!!
(girls and boys spill out of the portal)
Tara: Uh, are those people okay?
Carli: What the heck. This is weird
Kim: TARA! THEY’RE STRANGERS! YOU SHOULDN’T CARE, THEY MIGHT KILL US!!
Anti-Kim: No we are not strangers, Kimberly Nako Fayorsey, or would you prefer Kimchi? I honestly don’t care, because life is pointless.
Kim: Eeeep!!
Carli: How Do you know her?!?
Anti-Carli: I know you, Carli Elizabeth Lacz.
Tara: IT’S AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE USSSS!!! THE TEEN TITANS STORY HAS COME ALIVEEEE!!!
Carli: AHHHHHHHHHH THEY’RE STALKERS!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! (Carli runs behind Kim)
Kim: Hmph. They seem to be… our alter egos,
Tara: Yup, makes sense. They seem to know us, anyway… How did this even happen?
Kim: Dimensional Rifts.
Tara: Or we ripped the continuum of space and time…
Carli: dimensional who continum whatsits?
Nathan: Someone split a hole through time and space by generating an artificial wormhole.
Tara: ...oooohhhh…. lol, wormholes are… nevermind…
Carli: English please?
Kim: Someone cut a hole in the universe, and that hole was a portal
Tara: So that’s why there were was a huge storm that threw us in another dimension… we’re in their dimension… CRUMB CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
Carli: OHHHHHHHH DUH! :p… Wait WHAT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kim: we’re still in our dimension, they just came to us.
Carli: Oh thank GOD!!! I knew that (Rolls eyes)
Tara: That’s still pretty creepy. HOW- Nevermind. I THINK I UNDERSTAND FOR A CHANGE!!!
Anti- Nathan: Can you meanies stop ignoring us!!
Kim: jeez, this is awkward.
Anti-Carli: Ugg get the rope.
Carli: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo I CAN’T DIE I AM TOO LITTLE I HAVE A LIFE. WHY GOD WWWWWWWWWW HHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim: Time to put my tae-kwon-do to the test. YAAAAAAAAAA
Tara: WOW KIM, YOU’RE SOOOOOOOO GOOD AT TAEKWONDO!!!! Let someone else do the job or something.
(Kim Kicks anti-Kim)
Anti-Kim: (smiles) Ha. You know it's pointless? Like the pursuit of life. All you do is die in the end...(babbles on and on about hopes, dreams and ideals being pointless.)

Carli: How?!? We are killing you… Right?
Tara: No. You do realize that these are our opposites, and they most likely know our weaknesses. We should… hmm…
Kim: You know what, Imma start with a clean slate, because Nathan and I are the *coughs* normal *coughs* people of the group.
Tara: I just realized… we have to fight each other! Our alter egos know us, and they know our weaknesses. The others don’t! I’M GONNA FIGHT KIM OR CARLI!!
Kim: you already said that! YOU DUMMY!
Tara: KYYYYYYYAAAAA!!!
Anti-Kim: You aren’t doing anything….
Carli: Wait why are you fighting me tara?
Tara: WHAT??? I AIN’T DOING NOTHING!!!! DIDN’T YOU HEAR ANTI KIMCHI???
Carli: Yeah Uhhhh...
Kim: Well said, anti-me. You’re just flailing your arms and screaming KYAAA.
Carli: Nice one Kim!!!
Tara: DON’T YOU SEE WARMING UP WHEN YOU DO?? THIS AIN’T FIGHTING, I’M WARMING’ UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TENSE MUSCLES FEELS BETTER NOW WWWWWWWWWWW!!! HAHAHA!!!
(Tara spazzes out and passes out on the floor)
Kim: WHAT DID YOU DO!
Tara: Playing dead… It’s part of the warm up sequence…
Anti-Nathan: Personality booster. It makes you a little too much like yourself… BUT I’M SORRY! I DIDN'T WANNA HURT ANYONE!!!! (has a sobbing fit)
Carli: DON’T SPAZZ OUT ON ME TARA!!!!!!!!!!!!KAYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAA
(punches Tara)
Tara: IT’S PART OF THE WARMING UP SEQUENCE, PEEPS!!!
Kim: Guys can you stand up and freaking…
Nathan: Anyone notice that everyone’s just staring at us looking like mentally retarded idiots?
Tara: AH… ready to fight… actually, my head still feels tenced… HAGYEHASJFHUIIDASKJFDSN
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WTF is this I just read all of it! lol. so much randomness
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Looks like I and Trevor isn't the only who dares to write down long stuff here.
I was dumb back then. OwO
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how to delete your account
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because i was stupid? and sorry, but so where you. But hey, we're smarter now and ignorance WAS bliss.
I'm Kim, a nerdy grill who wants to play some kickass jazz. I am French and African American. I play the clarinet and play overwatch and skullgirls in my free time. @Puggles @Kawlii @Kimoty(my alt) @Paradise @Kiaboo
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I just read all this... YAYAYAYYAYAYAY
Hey, Pain, it's me, ya boy.
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I thought you were always busy reading Homestuck.
A group chat: Laura: y0
me: :Y y are you her
:I
y tho
im in infolit
so pls
stahp
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
pls
Laura: the doge prank
me: pls
pls
pls
Laura: aight
Sent at 10:16 AM on Tuesday
Laura: hi
Sent at 7:25 PM on Tuesday
Laura: look at my profile picture
Sent at 7:26 PM on Tuesday
me: what do you want
Laura's new status message - yes I am that llama 7:28 PM
Laura: gosh im trying to talk to you because your my friend
me: and
usually when ppl talk to me at random times like this they need something from me
so what do u need in life
a hug
a llama
a better science grade? nah JK
a new favorite TV show
a new dog
a chinchill
a
a yankee candle
a newer computer
a better keyboard
new internet service
a fake ID
a new life
a thirteenth adress
a magic wand
a video game
Laura: omg I just chatted you because we r biffles but now that mention all these things I need them all
me: a senpai
XDDDD
Laura: u r senpai
me: I knew it!
O_O
wtf
Laura: omg kim im legit laughing
si hard
sempai
me: I knew you needed something
Laura: I DONT NEED ANYTHING
me: you sure you don't need
a LLAMA
Laura: dont say llama\
me: a second soul
Laura: omg
me: a brand new iphone
a hole in your wall
a gold watch
Laura: are u sure u dont need
me: a waterbed
a glass of lemonade
a nice pair of khakis
Laura: all the people on pixil art to follow you
a llama companion
me: :O
Laura: llama merch
me: i dont get it
:O OMG yea
I should do that
they get...
a llama lamp
Laura: yasssss
me: a llama sippycup
a llama themed bedroom
a llama minecraft skin
Laura: llama themed shows
me: a llama mother
Laura: shoes
me: a llama soul
Laura: WHATRETHOOSE
me: a llama anime
a llama meme
a llama door
Laura: we need a llama president
me: a llama funeral
Laura: barack Ollama
a llama birth
an emo llama
me: It would make a better president than.... grits teeth Cameld Hump...
(donald trump)
Laura: ikr
vote the llama not the trump
i need a llama backpqck
llamas r kawaii
me: LLAMAS CAN TRUMPH TRUMP
JUST DO IT!
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
COM ON NOW
LETS DO THIS
LLAMA 5EVER
YES
DO THE 5K
RUN
Laura: llamas need to take over the world and we will be there human sidekicks that tell them who do spare
me: RUN LIKE YOU NEVER HAD BEFORE
YES
YES WE SHALL
Laura: WE WILL NOT SPARE TRUMP
me: winks everyone, except for racist people and donald trump omfg
XDD
I WAS GONNA SAY DAT
:I
Laura: KILL DOANLD TRUMP AND RACIST PPL MY BEAUTIFUL LLAMAS
my llama will be named steve
me: Mine will be named WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE HIMMMM
Nah JK it will be named Toriel
AKA goat mom
but she iwll be llama mom
Laura: toriel and steve will be bffs
me: yes
Laura: my llama will be baby llama
me: yes they will
:O
And Carli's Llama will be named rick Astley
Laura: yasss we will all ride majestically through the fields on our llamas
#mydream
me: this chat can never be deleted.
I'm Kim, a nerdy grill who wants to play some kickass jazz. I am French and African American. I play the clarinet and play overwatch and skullgirls in my free time. @Puggles @Kawlii @Kimoty(my alt) @Paradise @Kiaboo
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Who cares about llamas? I mean, I love llamas, but doges are better xD