Randomness potion

by Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen on Apr 12, 2019

Randomness potion

a color changing potion that, when drunk, injected, applied, dunked in/on etc. may have one of any effects, good or bad. life's boring? use this and see what chaos it causes!

Size: 500x500
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commisions on alt @YesKittiExists
May 18
minecraft lucky potion xD
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
k. doing it right now.
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
slime bun cute. want me to doodle them real quick?
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
Well lucky enough I wasn't planning to. Hmm, * pokes the slime bun *
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
no worries! it was all slime rabbit that came out, so it's not like I have to clean anything! *does that wave thing people do when hey say stuff like this, y'know, like, waves it off? yeah. waves it off.* one other thing, if you lick the slime rabbit you get hallucinations. don't eat it though, cause then you get poisoned. the hallucinations aren't dangerous in an way.
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
Um, sorry 'bout throwin' up in your shop * laughs awkwardly *
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
not really, slime rabbits are good companions, they can eat and drink about anything, and as long as it's fed and watered, it's not that sticky/melty. they start to melt if they are sick, starving, dehydrated, etc. they are loyal and good comforts. (the limeyness feels strange, but good. a strange good that makes you just want to hug it alot.) down side, they get into weird places they shouldn't be able to reach quick. so they'll be all over the place, kind of hard to keep track of. they always come back tho. it could take three seconds to whenever you're on your death bead for them to return. they still always come back tho! *awkward smile*
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
Yes, in my trippy state I decided to keep the rabbit ( this seems regrettable lol )
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
yeah, randomness potions get weird quick.
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
ok. *aheeem* you feel a strange sensation in your stomach. you start hallucinating strange, wiggly rainbows across your vision. you wake up to realize you fainted. you also seemed to barf some weird slime. it soon forms itself to a rabbits shape. you have obtained a slime rabbit. pale green, transparent, shiny and slimy. do you wish to keep it?
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
* shrugs * I'm going to drink 'cause that seems the most sensible thing to do, I mean, as much as you can get with a magical potion
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
oh. it just didn't load. okay. welp. answer?
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
wait. did my other comment just disappear? wut...?
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
yea, it was leading me to an error page the first few times, it's fine tho! ready to see the effect it has? ell, first how do you apply it?
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
Sorry it took me forever to get the link correctly.
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 24
nope! well, um. price: 3 chaos candys. (just have to make a small image of what you think they look like, you don't have to make it good. so, that's how payment works. I guess. that alright?)
C o U g h @ExoticJelly
April 24
Um, Ello? ( is this too soon )
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 20
shop's open and you guys get to see this again! yay!
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 16
SToP liking this you're not meant to even see it-.........*inhale*.... ..DID I LITERALLY FORGET THE PRIVATE OPTION EXISTED!!??? The Frick Me!?!? uh- ok.this is getting privated. none of you are seeing this till shop's open. good? good.
Murderous Derp @Llama-Queen
April 15
you can. I explained how I did it in an earlier comment. it's a bit long, but hopefully you understand.
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